Quotes by : Warren Ellis

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM....

Chris Claremont once said of Alan Moore, "if he could plot, we'd all have to get together and kill him."....

Religion lives not in dogma, but utterly within the virtues of love and self-sacrifice. Without those,....

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.

IT TOOK a conscious effort for Tallow to keep his hand off his gun as he walked up the apartment building’s....

Our guy has a property office, John. And I don't mean the Property Office here in One PP. I mean the....

Mister Sun wondered if he really believed it was true that the heart is just a pump.

Writer's block? I've heard of this. This is when a writer cannot write, yes? Then that person isn't a....

Writing comics? Still the best job in the world. I sit around all day making shit up and see it illustrated,....

I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them.