Quotes by : Warren Ellis

You people don't know what the truth is! It's there, just under the bullshit, but you never look! That's....

Yesterday, here in the middle of the City, I saw a wolf turn into a Russian ex-gymnast and hand over....

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM....

Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be and the sex was shit.

By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.....

The elevator doors opened to reveal a very large man brandishing a bloodstained antique phone receiver....

You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.

Writer's block? I've heard of this. This is when a writer cannot write, yes? Then that person isn't a....

You think that drinking with a serial killer takes you into the midnight currents of the culture? I say....

I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them.