Quotes by : Wendy Cope

On Waterloo Bridge where we said our goodbyes,the weather conditions bring tears to my eyes.I wipe them....

Write to amuse? What an appalling suggestion! I write to make people anxious and miserable and to worsen....

Another Christmas PoemBlood Christmas, here again.Let us raise a loving cup:Peace on earth, goodwill....

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier.

The day he moved out was terrible – That evening she went through hell.His absence wasn’t a problemBut....

Bloody men are like bloody buses —You wait for about a yearAnd as soon as one approaches your stopTwo....

It wasn’t you, it wasn’t me,Up there, two thousand feet aboveA New York street. We’re safe and....

Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them....