Quotes by : Will Cuppy

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood....

Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities....

You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.....

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances....

There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with....