Quotes by : Will Cuppy

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood....

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.....

A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with....

Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are....