Quotes by : Will Cuppy

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it....

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some....

There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with....

Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are....