Quotes by : Will Cuppy

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood....

Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities....

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it....

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances....

There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.

A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with....