Quotes by : Will Cuppy

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood....

Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities....

He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you....

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it....

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call....

You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.....

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some....

A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with....