Quotes by : Will Rogers

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and....

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for....

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

To make money buy some good stock hold it until it goes up and then sell it. If it doesn't go up ....

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning....