Quotes by : Will Rogers

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.....

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it.....

The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.....

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing.....