Quotes by : Will Rogers

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy....

I never met a man that I didn't like.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax....

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment....

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that....

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?