Quotes by : Will Rogers

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works....

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing.....