Quotes by : Wilson Mizner

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

God help those who do not help themselves.

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education.

Don't talk about yourself it will be done when you leave.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.