Quotes by : Wilson Mizner

I've had several years in Hollywood and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere but after a while he knows something.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Don't talk about yourself it will be done when you leave.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.