Quotes by : Yahtzee Croshaw

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Maybe she's preemptively getting her karmic backlash for that, but there's something icky about all this.....

Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel....

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman....

State your HURRAAARRGLAB,” went the monarch.“Mr. Wonderful,” said the advisor, daintily wiping....

It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer....

Originally it had had two settings: Stun and Kill. These had proved inadequate against the ridiculously....

This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula....

I realized that the job of a hero is not to save the galaxy, or rescue princesses, or slay all the dragons.....

I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there....