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Author - Yahtzee Croshaw
Quotes by : Yahtzee Croshaw
humor
Oh, traccy traccy ply ply bracket doints and divs
death
The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.
america
My non American viewers. Who understand that the world does not consist solely of a single nation sailing....
zero punctuation
It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer....
flawless
The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't
humour
Drelmere and sons, fine outfitters for the discerning magician!” he was shouting, his voice barely....
criticism
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
dying
This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula....
inspirational
I realized that the job of a hero is not to save the galaxy, or rescue princesses, or slay all the dragons.....
zero punctuation
it's difficult to root for America when the villains of the story live in a ditch and are armed with....
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