Quotes by : Yahtzee Croshaw

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The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer....

Originally it had had two settings: Stun and Kill. These had proved inadequate against the ridiculously....

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

Drelmere and sons, fine outfitters for the discerning magician!” he was shouting, his voice barely....

This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula....

I realized that the job of a hero is not to save the galaxy, or rescue princesses, or slay all the dragons.....

I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there....

it's difficult to root for America when the villains of the story live in a ditch and are armed with....