Quotes by : Yahtzee Croshaw

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Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel....

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman....

My non American viewers. Who understand that the world does not consist solely of a single nation sailing....

It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer....

The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the....

Drelmere and sons, fine outfitters for the discerning magician!” he was shouting, his voice barely....

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

it's difficult to root for America when the villains of the story live in a ditch and are armed with....