Quotes by : Yahtzee Croshaw

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Maybe she's preemptively getting her karmic backlash for that, but there's something icky about all this.....

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman....

State your HURRAAARRGLAB,” went the monarch.“Mr. Wonderful,” said the advisor, daintily wiping....

Originally it had had two settings: Stun and Kill. These had proved inadequate against the ridiculously....

There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the....

Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.

This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula....

I realized that the job of a hero is not to save the galaxy, or rescue princesses, or slay all the dragons.....

it's difficult to root for America when the villains of the story live in a ditch and are armed with....