Report, if you have a problem with this page“ Emma has just rung and sarcastically asked me if I was ever planning on asking her out again. After fighting back my initial reaction to answer ‘only if you’re going to put out this time,’ I told her that, in these days of equality, it was her turn to ask me. Which, amazingly enough, she did. ”
Dougie Brimson
From : Billy's Log. The Hilarious Diary of One Man's Struggle With Life
