Quotes by : Dougie Brimson

Two hours later, a noise resembling a hippo rolling along a corrugated iron roof shook Jane from her....

Jane turned and looked at Rob who was still staring into space with a crazed look on his face. ‘Are....

Well we certainly don't want to see that kind of thing,’ admonished Jeff Stelling. ‘Did it calm down?’‘No,’....

When you lived on the wrong side of the law, information, however vague or apparently meaningless, was....

I think you're a shit,’ said Keith sharply. ‘I think much of what you’ve done this season is shit....

I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the....

Emma has just rung and sarcastically asked me if I was ever planning on asking her out again. After fighting....

Oh really?’ said Mayes raising a mocking eyebrow which put Rob in mind of a poor man’s Roger Moore.....

One of the things about football fans in general is that they all think that they’re the same. But....

To be perfectly honest, if I had my way women wouldn’t even be allowed inside grounds, and I certainly....