I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the....

“ I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the last name “Grey.” But I realize that’s too forward, so I add, “Black.”He raises an eyebrow.“I mean, not that I exclusively like black men,” I say, trying to recover. “I like other kinds of tea. And men.”“Have you ever tasted...white tea, Anna? ”

Andrew Shaffer

From : Fifty-one Shades: A Parody