Quotes by : Andrew Shaffer

Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could....

Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing....

If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no....

You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No....

I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the last name “Grey.” But I realize that’s too....

If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If....

My shift isn’t over until six,” I say glumly.“Hold on,” he says. He pulls a Blackberry from his....

3. When making your dramatic exit, crawl along one of the web strands that extend outward from the center.....

Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing....

For the first time since he showed up in my checkout lane, I let my eyes wander the full length of his....