Report, if you have a problem with this page“ I take a sip of my beer, and it's - I mean, it's just astonishingly disgusting. I don't think I was expecting it to taste like ice cream, but holy fucking hell. People lie and get fake IDs and sneak into bars, and for this? I honestly think I'd rather make out with Bieber. The dog. Or Justin. ”
Becky Albertalli
From : Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
