Quotes Tagged With :amusing

Some days I don't know what is greater.My wisdom, or my stupidity.

April 43rd 2000Today is the day of great triumph. There is a king of Spain. He has been found at last.....

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted....

When a new baby is expected mother has 9 months to prepare the family and the kitchen for her departure!....

There was a spring in his carefully measured step. He opened the door and let the sunlight in, as if....

Think of the most fussy science teacher you ever had. The one who docked your grade if the sixth decimal....

Assuming mother's absence is only for a short time, don't be too concerned if you find yourself being....

You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell....

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their....

Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear,Thou lily-livered boy.