Quotes Tagged With :amusing

Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.

I signed off with Ricky, and I was putting away my phone when TC slunk past, heading for his spot in....

You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him.""So? He was stupid. If I killed....

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

The Devil answer'd: bray a fool in a morter with wheat, yet shall not his folly be beaten out of him;....

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted....

What the hell?” Ian asked, holding his hands over the front of his Christmas briefs. Sara had ordered....

You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell....

Some days I don't know what is greater.My wisdom, or my stupidity.

The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it....