Quotes Tagged With :assholery

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow....

It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to....

I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?”“Sorry,....

If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best....