Quotes Tagged With :bacon

Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realising that there is no peace behind....

the serpent if it wants to become the dragon must eat itself.

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but....

You don't have to say a thing except yes. You don't have to do anything, either, I'm quite willing to....

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made....

The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more....

Mmm, bacon.

If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science....

When listening to the lightning storms in your area on a standard AM radio, you will hear a sound like....

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon.