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Author - Justin Halpern
Quotes by : Justin Halpern
humor
Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much....
humor
Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.
humorous quotes
I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every....
attractiveness
That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't....
humor
You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear....
humor
You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone....
determination
If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're....
betrayal
Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.
humor
See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit?....
inspiration
... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.....
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