Quotes by : Justin Halpern

Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much....

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made....

Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.

I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every....

That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't....

Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands.....

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone....

If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're....

See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit?....

... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.....