Quotes by : Justin Halpern

Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much....

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made....

Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.

I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every....

That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't....

Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands.....

If you work hard and study hard. And you fuck up. That's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're....

I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just....

See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit?....

... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.....