Quotes by : Justin Halpern

Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much....

Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.

I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every....

You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear....

Who's going to take care of it? You?. . . Son, you came in the house yesterday with sh*t on your hands.....

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone....

I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just....

Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.

See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit?....

... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.....