Quotes Tagged With :beard

Painters--and storytellers, including poets and playwrights and historians, they are the justices of....

Forgive me, my sons. I've been defeated by this despicable idiot. This is as far as I go.I leave everything....

Any man can grow a moustache and a beard! And this does not make him a man! What it takes to be a man....

First, if you participate in Movember, fuck you. Second, if you want to raise money for prostate cancer....

If someone drowned at sea a couple of hundred years ago they’d either start to decompose immediately....

A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.

Blood was flowing – in Bluebeard’s house, in the abattoirs, in the circuses where God had set his....

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for....

A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you....