Quotes Tagged With :birthday

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and....

And the news got worse. It appeared that there was this whole other person Jesus Christ whose birthday....

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true some wines....

Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny?

I was born on the night of Samhain, when the barrier between the worlds is whisper-thin and when magic,....

Actually being sixty-five isn't so bad. As a matter of fact I rather like being called a sexagenarian.....

Twenty-five, he was. Twenty-five tomorrow. Some years the snow had melted for his birthday, but not this....

What a great gladness to welcome a new born baby into the world.