Quotes by : Red Skelton

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I left home because I was hungry.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.