Quotes by : Red Skelton

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness.....

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done....

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.