Quotes by : Red Skelton

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

I left home because I was hungry.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.