Quotes by : Red Skelton

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done....

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.