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Author - Red Skelton
Quotes by : Red Skelton
humorous
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
Laughter
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness.....
funny
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Men
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
funny
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
humorous
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
health
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Left
I left home because I was hungry.
humorous
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
humorous
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
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