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I can't forget things, or ignore them-bad things that happen," I said. "I'm a lay-it-all-out person,....

When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses.

The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones....

Absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder. Absence makes the bloody penis wander. ~ Heartbreak's A Bitch!....

I’m a very careful man. Everything I do… Remember this… Everything I do means something to me.

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just....

Rumor has it: when you marry a Walsh you are set for life. Only one thing can screw it up.

Who decided it's a phobia in the first place? What if I just don't want to get married ever. Just like....

Does bad luck come in 3's...or is it multiples of 3?

Gideon laughed. "I like to be direct.""Okay," I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, inserutable....