Quotes Tagged With :colfer

Certain battles were won by retreating.

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.....

I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when I’m tired or tipsy, I will respond....

But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can’t please everyone, so don’t....

Some people just needed to be stolen from.

No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu....

Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat....

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that was....