Quotes by : Eoin Colfer

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.

Orion brightened. "I have an idea.""Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained."Why....

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the....

You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may....

How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously eternally-that....

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.