Quotes by : Eoin Colfer

I don't like lollipops.

Today he became a killer, or else a corpse.

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through....

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

We are different, my friend. We are visionaries. A monkey looks up and sees and banana, and that is as....

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the....

Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What....

Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre."Myles: "In Paris."Artemis:....

She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the moment....