Quotes by : Eoin Colfer

Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

Tonight, history was going to be made. And it wasn't the discovery-of-radium, first-man-on-the-moon happy....

this was business.

*to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger....

I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake.

How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously eternally-that....

... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.

how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant.Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red....

Hey, bodyguard. You better get down to the gymnasium. This jumbo pixie guy is killing your sister." "Really?"....