Quotes Tagged With :cookies

Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.......

Each boat-shaped dish held scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream beneath thick blankets of chocolate....

I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each....

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!

The Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion....

I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang my thoughts.....

It's a date.""It's a cookie.""It's a cookie date.

Next time, can you ask him to bring cookies? I don't like to put up with that level of insane unless....

Remember, there are cookies waiting here for you.