Quotes Tagged With :erect

I had a dream I named my boat after you. I love to raise your mast.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women....

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women....

He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened....

There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the....

Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens....

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.....

You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every....

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things....