Quotes by : Molly Harper

Misery, thy name is Mudslide

I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite....

Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis....

Jane Jameson."He grinned. "Like the porn

Aunt Jettie: "yes, i'm wandering the earth seeking revenge on ben & jerry for giving me the fat a$$ and....

He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed....

I hated her out of principle and that principle was bitterness.

Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age....

Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in....

Love? Love is for children and poor people...