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Sarah J. Maas
... so I leaned down and put my mouth on him.He jerked at the contact with a barked, “Shit,” and....
George Carlin
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.
Stephen Fry
Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how....
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.
Barbara Bush
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no....
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.....
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.
Eugene Mirman
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're....
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.
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