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Author - Eugene Mirman
Quotes by : Eugene Mirman
advice
Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around,....
humor
High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and....
business
Some PR is about getting information about a great product or thingy out to the people who would enjoy....
oral sex
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're....
talking
If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
drinking
Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
college
The other thing you can do is write a strong personal essay which lets admissions people inside your....
school
Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that....
Over the years I've received thousands of e-mails looking for guidance. Some have real problems some....
sex
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.....
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