Quotes Tagged With :funniest

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not....

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.....

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never....