Quotes Tagged With :funniest

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.....

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle.

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.