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Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.....
Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Oliver Oliver Reed
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.....
Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands,....
Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Oliver Oliver Reed
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Oliver Oliver Reed
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never....
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