Quotes Tagged With :funniest

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not....

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never....

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.