Quotes Tagged With :girlfriends

Who's he seeing now then?""No idea. They're like funfair goldfish; no point giving them names, they never....

Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision.

Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake.

Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly....

Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their....

The best way to get OVER one is to get UNDER one

If only men came made to order. It's so hard to find a decent fellow.

They will hate you if you are beautiful. They will hate you if you are successful. They will hate you....

Bitter people are not interested in what you say, but what you hide.

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances....