Quotes Tagged With :hobbes

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than....

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein....

Humans do not simply, innocently, and honestly disagree with each other about the good, the just, the....

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!