Quotes Tagged With :hobbes

I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Nature indeed plants the seeds of religion--fear and ignorance kingcraft and priestcraft water and tend....

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein....

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television:....

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.....

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.