Quotes by : Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.

How come we play war and not peace?""Too few role models.

Now what state do you live in?''Denial.

HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, that's the best time to jump in and change the....

CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back....

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to....