Quotes by : Bill Watterson

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us....

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.

Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these....

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous....

BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!

Nowadays, ads don't just sell a product. They sell an attitude! Look at this one! Here's a cool guy saying....

Susie: Hi Calvin! Aren't you excited about going to school? Look at all these great school supplies I....

They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his....