Quotes by : Bill Watterson

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, that's the best time to jump in and change the....

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's....

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available.....

I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy....