Quotes by : Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

How come we play war and not peace?""Too few role models.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.