Quotes Tagged With :introduction

speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.

Once you get people laughing they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.

The poor man retains the prejudices of his forefathers without their faith, and their ignorance without....

Wit is the salt of conversation not the food.

Most experts suggest that one should open with a joke. Obviously they've never heard me tell a joke.....

When I was preparing for this speech I asked my family for advice. One member replied "There's a first....

I'd rather strive for the kind of interview where instead of me asking to introduce myself to society,....

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to be with you. (Pause) That concludes my prepared remarks.....

I hope you will excuse my being late. The person in this organization who gave me directions here has....

If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.