Quotes Tagged With :klosterman

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they're all so envious....

I care about strangers when they're abstractions, but I feel almost nothing when they're literally in....

If you play "I Don't Want To Know" by Fleetwood Mac loud enough -- you can hear Lindsey Buckingham's....

If I knew I was going to die at a specific moment in the future, it would be nice to be able to control....

...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.

...because people who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves....

I also need to prepare myself for the inevitability of utter boredom: Very often, single people don't....

But-when you really think about it-that emotional support only applies to the experience of living in....