Quotes Tagged With :lizard

I feel more human when I compare the cuteness of a lizard to a newborn child's sweetness. Both are God's....

My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said;Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants,....

Tell me my little children, what crime has this lizard committed that it must die this evening?” There....

Not one word was said by Moses or Aaron as to the wickedness of depriving a human being of his liberty.....

Fortune's fool! How we humans lie upon beauty like lizards upon a sun-baked rock.

Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.

You want to go out to dinner sometime?Sorry, no. I'm married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown....

Half the time he seems autistic, the rest of the time he's like a lizard jacked full of lithium and speed.....

...Everything that’s not asexual has two sexes, male and female. Most of the time it takes one of each....

In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found....