Quotes Tagged With :lizard

My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said;Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants,....

Sometimes I felt the bloated Toad, hideous and pampered with the poisonous vapours of the dungeon, dragging....

Not one word was said by Moses or Aaron as to the wickedness of depriving a human being of his liberty.....

Half the time he seems autistic, the rest of the time he's like a lizard jacked full of lithium and speed.....

A lot of people don't believe in curses.A lot of people don't believe in yellow-spotted lizards either,....

Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.

...Everything that’s not asexual has two sexes, male and female. Most of the time it takes one of each....

You want to go out to dinner sometime?Sorry, no. I'm married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown....

Red, orange and green geometric designs painted its body as well as the flimsy collar around its neck.....

When I ask him if he thinks there's a moral to his story, he says he's sure there must be, but doesn't....