Quotes Tagged With :mama

Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting....

Before you can see the Light, you have to deal with the darkness.

In Demons of the Flesh, Zeena describes how Shiva and Shakti are actually ‘two sides of the same deity’.....

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Mama wasn't dead...exactly. They all said she was, but when Elma was small, she seen Mama creep into....

I don’t need a personal trainer… I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat....

MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing....

You have two choices... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you!

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.