Quotes Tagged With :momma

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands,....

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

MotherHushed and sacred silencefills the dawning skyI ponder in this momentof our journey which is nigh.......

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.