Quotes Tagged With :momma

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.....

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands,....

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.