Quotes Tagged With :momma

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

MotherHushed and sacred silencefills the dawning skyI ponder in this momentof our journey which is nigh.......

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands,....

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.....

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not....

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.