Quotes Tagged With :momma

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands,....

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not....

MotherHushed and sacred silencefills the dawning skyI ponder in this momentof our journey which is nigh.......

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.....

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.