Quotes Tagged With :penis

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred....

Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play....

Because I feel as if I let it down. As if it needed something from me, I was its only hope, and now that....

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was....

Like the worthless dogs that are his countrymen, my husband believed that his penis was wasted if he....

Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.

Did you hear about the lawsuit? Mary asked."No, what?""I hear that he is so big," she lifted her eyebrows....

How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks.“Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic....

Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when....

John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you’re a boy." One day, Shannon noticed....