Quotes Tagged With :penis

How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks.“Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic....

John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice.....

Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play....

After using a paint chart from a local DIY superstore to identify the skin tone of his penis as midnight....

The kangaroo has a double penis - one for week days and one for holidays.

For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of....

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred....

Here’s the deal. We go in, you stand there like the asshole you are, and I explain you aren’t gay....

A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's sexual organ is brains.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals....