Quotes Tagged With :penis

The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will....

It had a sort of a head on it, like a mushroom, and its color was reddish purple. It looked blunt and....

I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love....

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was....

A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's sexual organ is brains.

Lord, she really hoped that was his penis and that Greek gods didn’t pad their briefs.

Like the worthless dogs that are his countrymen, my husband believed that his penis was wasted if he....

And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to "You need to get laid" to my face, I....

Not everyone knows what it is to have your father’s rival’s penis inches from your nose.

Here’s the deal. We go in, you stand there like the asshole you are, and I explain you aren’t gay....