Quotes Tagged With :penis

Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.

Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.

No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.

Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play....

How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks.“Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic....

Not everyone knows what it is to have your father’s rival’s penis inches from your nose.

I've never seen or touched anything.""Can you explain then how you had children?""You're right. It's....

The heart, said to be man’s noblest organ, has the same shape as the penis, commonly supposed the most....

Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.

The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will....