Quotes Tagged With :performers

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

I said, "Is there!" I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math — if Johnny has ten....

Getting to the top should be a priority, but being aware of the reason for getting there should be the....

I had a blind date with a dentist — and he told me to come back in six months.

Laughing made me feel safe. I was not going to be enveloped by the seediness that coated this world like....

Leaders with high esteem are high performers.

Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment.....

Strive hard to be among the top performers. To do this, create a standard. Go higher than this standard.....

…but I think comedy is more aggressive than that. It is a medium for revenge. We can deflate and punish....

Maybe that is why in my comedy I try and puncture the hypocrisy all around us, why it is almost a crusade....