Quotes Tagged With :pun

Rich can live better than poor but they cannot live without poor.

I will call no being good who is not what I mean when I apply that epithet to my fellow creatures; and....

I lay in bed that night, a first-time drunkard at seven years of age, pondering the punishment I knew....

Do you know, Watson," said he, "that it is one of the curses of a mind with a turn like mine that I must....

The cane is just not going to cut it. I shared with some of my colleagues that these brothers live in....

Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench....

Isn't watching sacred potential kill itself as good a punishment as eternal fire?

Much as he is opposed to lawbreaking he is not bigoted about it.

It could have been a thief or a murderer. I considered crying out. A thief would run away, but a murderer....

Certain things are extremely difficult to understand, such as the concept of unconditional love, perhaps....