Quotes Tagged With :quip

If you can't bite don't show your teeth.

Every path has its puddle.

Only the shallow know themselves.

The blind man is laughing at the bald head.

That's easy," Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg.....

Judge Crater - please call your office.

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense

I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

If I look like this I need the trip.