Quotes Tagged With :sedaris

The woman spoke with a heavy western North Carolina accent, which I used to discredit her authority.....

The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the listener....

The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair.

The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone....

My mother was, for the most part, delighted with my brother and regarded him with the bemused curiosity....