Quotes by : David Sedaris

Adrienne started teaching a few months ago in Denver and wrote that it leaves you with a constant feeling....

There are things you forget naturally-computer passwords, your father's continuing relationship with....

I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn't like it, and changed.

The word phobic has its place when properly used, but lately it's been declawed by the pompous insistence....

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

I asked her, dreamily, if we had met, and when she told me that we had not, I gave her a little finger....

My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on....

Mr. Mancini had a singular talent for making me uncomfortable. He forced me to consider things I’d....

One year I went as a pirate, but from then on I went as a hobo. It's a word you don't hear anymore. Along....

I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five....