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Author - David Sedaris
Quotes by : David Sedaris
past
I hoped our lives would continue this way forever, but inevitably the past came knocking. Not the good....
speech therapy
The woman spoke with a heavy western North Carolina accent, which I used to discredit her authority.....
curly hair
The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair.
humor
It's astonishing the amount of time that certain straight people devote to gay sex - trying to determine....
short stories
A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy....
iq
Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at."When asked....
Collections
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of....
education
When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that,....
religion
I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five....
political
I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder.....
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