What's the trick to remembering that a sandwich.... : Quote by David Sedaris

“ What's the trick to remembering that a sandwich is masculine? What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis? I'll tell myself that a sandwich is masculine because if left alone for a week or two, it will eventually grow a beard. ”

David Sedaris
  • From : Me Talk Pretty One Day
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