Quotes Tagged With :simpsons

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

Alice is fictional. This isn't.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.....

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

SIMPSONS BLUFFER'S RULE #2The competent bluffer should always refer to the performers who play The Simpsons....

Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and....