Quotes Tagged With :snark

What do you want, MacGuffin, a duel?”“No.” Julian held out both hands, one palm flat, the other....

If there’s any greater exhibit of the malleability of human nature than the sight of someone standing,....

I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.''You had sex then?''No we crocheted....

...It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior....

Do you know where Jason is?” she asked Dmitri when they exited the morgue. Dmitri pressed the car remote....

If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar....

The guy had guts—I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.

You're just jealous.""Hardly. Been there, done you. Adequate, but unremarkable.

The jury’s still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in....

Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night.""And here I thought maybe I dreamed it,"....