Quotes Tagged With :snark

...It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior....

I suppose I look acceptable, the black (haired) sheep among the Barrett blondes.

Sorry, one night stands don't stack up as credentials for tending bar.

Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the....

Cleverness is like rouge - liberal application makes a woman look common and desperate. Wit is knowing....

Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying....

How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would....

You didn’t feed from her,” he said, and this was not a question.“Swill poison? Not my kind of fun,....

He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.

The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as....