Quotes by : Laurie Notaro

Suddenly, however, the dastardly department of my personality presented two plans, one of which involved....

Dr. Bone Specialist came in, made me stand up and hobble across the room, checked my reflexes, and then....

It was 1976.It was one of the darkest days of my life when that nurse, Mrs. Shimmer, pulled out a maxi....

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally and if something blocks....

I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the....

How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would....

Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You,....