Quotes Tagged With :soap

You're just being cryptic again. It's like soap opera sex. Lots of boring dialogue and when they finally....

If you're in the middle of a monumental and devastating life crisis, hang in there. It'll be over in....

some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched....

The Scarehouse is like Turkey Soap. The Girl House is better as a film!

We like the shadows. That's where all the power is.

Off this fucking predictable soap opera, this will happen now, then that, then that and you say that....

A soap opera character on the bar TV says, "You killed him, you smothered him with doughnuts!" Another....

You can't have a decent party for the survivors of a deadly blast without inviting the person who detonated....

Trust is a lot to ask of someone.

I hate when I'm not done with my cup but my mom decides to put it in the dishwasher anyway and the cup....