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Thomas M. Disch
The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed....
Thomas M. Disch
In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.
David Walton
A person is not the same as a toaster.
Thomas M. Disch
But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there....
Mark O'Connell
These robots are literally inhuman, and yet I react no differently to their stumblings and topplings....
Thomas M. Disch
So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began....
Travis J. Dahnke
I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be....
Eddie Izzard
Never put a sock in a toaster.
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