Quotes Tagged With :toaster

A person is not the same as a toaster.

So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began....

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.

The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed....

These robots are literally inhuman, and yet I react no differently to their stumblings and topplings....

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be....

But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there....