Quotes Tagged With :twain

Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.

There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.'....

You can't pray a lie--I found that out.

You gwyne to have considerable trouble in yo' life, en considerable joy. Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt,....

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

Hemingway is overrated,Twain is even more lost at sea,And all truths point to the mouth of a woman,Where....

Looking' his last' upon the scene of his former joys and his later sufferings, and wishing 'she' could....