Quotes Tagged With :vibrator

You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard....

Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you....

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle....