Quotes by : Nicki Elson

How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe....

It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.....

If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my....

I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with....

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.

The candle’s flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the....